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But these are mine. The idea just wasn't. ANYWAY...
Things I am never to do when I become a Teen Titan.
(Warning: a few are a bit...suggestive.)
-I will not hide all of Raven's cloaks and replace them with frilly pink dresses
*no matter how much BB pays me
-I will not hide all of Starfire's clothes and replace them with lingerie.
*no matter how much Robin pays me
*even if she would wear it when we told her it was "proper earth clothes"
*ESPECIALLY if she would wear it when we told her it was "proper earth clothes"
-I will not convince BB to change into a dog so I can dress him up in doggie costumes and enter shows
*no matter how much money I could win
*no matter how much I could laugh at the pictures and never let BB hear the end of it
-I will not use cyborg to AIM my friends
*even if he's asleep and will never know
*ESPECIALLY if he's asleep and will never know
-I will not use Cyborg to chat in chat rooms wink
*even if he asks me to
*ESPECIALLY if he asks me to
-I will not make Star wars references when Slade and Robin are battling ("Robin, I am your father!" wink
*It is not funny
*It will never be funny
-I will not replace all of Raven's music with Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, and Aaron Carter
*No matter how funny the look on her face is
*No matter how much BB and Cy pay me
-I will not lock BB in a closet, step on a bug, and convince the rest of the TT that that was BB I just squished
-I will not take the Cy car for a joyride
*and drive it over a cliff to see if it can fly
*unless I want to die a slow and painful death
-I will not decide to play capture the flag with Robin's masks and not tell Robin.
*Nor will I do this with Raven's cloaks
-I will not put pink die in the laundry soap so that everyone's clothes turn pink
*No matter how hot Robin would look in pink ^_^
-I will not build a fake time machine and tell Cy he can go back and see Sarasim
*it is cruel and hearless.
-I will not, under any circumstances, ask Speedy if he wants to go for a quick one (since he's so speedy).
-I will not dress up as Slade for Halloween and hide in Robin's room at night, hovering over his bed until he wakes up and I can yell "SURPRISE!!!" (using a voice changer that makes me sound like Slade)
*this gives Robin reason to beat me to a bloody pulp.
-I will not suggest that BB should go cross-dresser for a day and wear Raven's clothes.
*nor will I do this to Robin with Star's clothes.
-I will not tell Star that the president just blew up Tamaran.
*nor will I tell her anyone else blew up Tamaran.
*nor will I tell her Tamaran exploded.
*or imploded
*or was destroyed in any way
-I will not repeat everything Raven says in a valley girl accent and tell her she should like, sooooo be more happy and less, like, depressed!
-I will never speak in a Valley girl accent
*EVER
*NEVER EVER
*NO. NEVER.
-I will not hack into Cy's programming and cause him to speak in a Valley girl accent
-I am not allowed to make any more Valley girl accent references
-I will not devise a realistic hologram of Terra and put it in BB's room
*This is also cruel and heartless
-I will not skip stones and wonder aloud (with BB in earshot) "I wonder if that was a part of Terra..."
*again, cruel and heartless
I will not glue magnets of the same poles to mas y menos so that they can never touch.
*that's just rude
-I will not ask Aqualad if he will pick up the sushi for us, and then ask him if he recognizes the fish I'm eating
-I will not hook a fishing rod to the back of Aqualad's shirt and exlaim "I GOT ONE!!!"
*no, it's not funny.
-I will never, under any circumstances, wistle at Raven.
*ESPECIALLY since I'm a girl.
*unless I wish to be thrown into a wall.
-I will never, under any circumstances, wistle at Robin.
*ESPECIALLY with Star around
*unless I wish to have a starbolt go through my head
-I will not superglue a frilly bow into Raven's hair while she is sleeping
*no matter how much BB and Cy pay me.
-I will not bleach Robin's hair in the middle of the night
*nor will I die it pink, purple, lime green, or any color.
*nor will I hide his harigel
-I will not burn Robin's hairgel for a "science experiment"
*even if I am a Pyro
*ESPECIALLY if I am a pyro.
-I will not try to do a science experiment on any of the TTs
-I will not test to see if Cy has a firewall by trying to set him on fire.
*even if there is a hose nearby
*even if Raven pays me
*ESPECIALLY if raven pays me.
 Spastic waffles · Wed Nov 09, 2005 @ 02:15am · 0 Comments |
