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Okay so like today I have a story about Doug the Chippendale's Dancer.
Doug works at the Chippendale's club. When he was on a trip to California, he met a girl from the Playboy Mansion. Her name is Ally and she's a feisty blond. When Doug met her, he was a little hungover from the night before. He thought she was pretty and all but hoped that he wasn't actually her boyfriend. Just for today anyway. So Ally partied with Doug and they had an awesome time, when suddenly Doug's lesbo manager texts him saying that Delirious Penguin212 is having a party and wants to invite him. So he ran out the door.......at least he tried to until Ally caught his car reversing in the driveway. She knew he was ditching her. She was taking Doug way too seriously. He liked Pen-chu much better. Plus it was her birthday that day.TMI: He was wearing his silk red underwear. Ally drove her little Barbie Pink Malibu and followed Doug to Pen-chu's house. She burst the door open and he had just got there.
DOUG: Hey ladies!
PEN-CHU: Hiiiiiiiiiii Doug!!!!
DOUG: Any of you have a birthday today?????
PEN-CHU: Me! It's my birthday today!
*Doug turns around*
DOUG: Heeyyyy Delirious!!!
PEN-CHU: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*rips off tuxedo*
DISCO PARTY
ALLY: Doug!!!!! What are you doing here??!?!???!!!?!
DOUG: Ally I'm not your boyfriend. I only said I would be your boyfriend because I work at Chippendale's.
ALLY: Fine Doug. I guess you don't get to meet Hef. I liked him better anyway.
DOUG: Happy Birthday Pen-chu!
PEN-CHU: Um Doug...today isn't really my birthday.
DOUG: It's okay I know it isn't.
PEN-CHU: You do??
DOUG: I know everybody's birthday.
PEN-CHU: Is that because you're always right on time when it's someone's birthday party and you come at like 9:00 pm?
DOUG: Yep.
 tabluvr · Sun Feb 22, 2009 @ 07:49pm · 1 Comments |
