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There is a mother cheating on her husband, and her son comes home early one day, and sees hos mother with another man, so he hides in the closet. Soon enough, the litte boy's father returned home, and the man his mother was cheating on was thrown into the closet with him.
"It's dark in here, huh?" said the little boy.
"yea..." replied the man.
"Hey, i have a baseball, you want it?"
"why would i want that?"
"my dads just outside"
"okay, how much?
"250 dollars."
"What!? ok..."
After the father was gone, the man left the house. About a week later, the same thing happened, the boy cam home, and the man was tossed in the closet with him.
"It's dark in here, huh?" repeated the little boy.
"yea..." replied the man, once again.
"i've got a baesball glove, you wanna buy it?"
"how much?"
"750"
"sold"
Once again, the man left the house, now one thousand dollars poorer than he started with. The next day, his father came home early.
"Grab you glove champ, let's go toss some ball" his father said.
"I can't dad, i sold them" the son replied.
"For how much?"
"1000 dollars"
"Oh no! I'm taking you to church, and you'll confess everything to the priest"
So the father took his son to the church, and sent him to confession. As the boy entered he sat down, and stared into darkness.
"It's dark in here, huh?"
"Oh no, don't start that sh*t again" said the priest."You're in my closet now!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she's got the grenade in her mouth!

How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading

Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
third grade

Two blondes were roofing a house. One would pull out a nail and then hammer it to the roof. Then she would pull out another nail, look at it, then throw it over her shoulder.
The second blonde eventually saw what the first blond was doing. She watched her for a wile, and finally said, "Why do you keeo throwing out every other nail?"
The first blonde replied, "Because their point is on the wrong end."
The second blonde said, "You airhead, those nails are for the other side of the roof!"