A'ight, all you Twitards, if you're so messed up and wondering why I flipping SCORN Twilight...here's the beginning of many many entries to come, damnit. mad

One: WTF. Why the heck is Edward Cullen...HE'S A FLIPPING 107 year old VIRGIN. 107 years old! WTF?!

Another thing, um...I'm not into the Mary-Sueness of this book. The perfect girl? Smart? Beautiful? Emo? Comes from a rich place? Has a dad that has high status? Divorced parents? I could go on and on...

WTF. I thought they didn't publish stereotype charries...but I guess I was W-R-O-N-G. Wrong.

And, for all you "Team Edward" Twitards...why the ******** would you fall in love with...a vampire that sparkles?! Sparkles. Out of all things...sparkles.

*sigh* Alas...I've come to another thing.

It seems Hot Topic has been victimized as well. Because...

...They're selling ******** Edward Sparkle Body Glitter.

PROOF, damnit.

Also...it's Sold out too. WTF. burning_eyes

Ahem. I hope someone sees something wrong with that item...and with the Twilight series...and the characters...and Stephenie Meyers needs to get a mental evaluation. wahmbulance