BEDTIME STORII (im kinda stealing the king and queen part sorriz)
once upon a time ther was king and queen Cummings
they wer rulers over the whole world
with thier frenz king and queen rodriguez lolz
then one day an ugly marlin fish came with her stupid tyrannosaurus donkey
and tried to hurt Pea (if yooh dont kno who that is wow), the awesomest girl in the village...
the stupid tyrannosaurus donkey tried to flirt with her to distract her
but the two queens knocked him out with golf clubs hehe
the ugly marlin fish got mad and flopped around on their shoes trying to kill them
but um duh it didn't work....
so the ugly marlin fish got mad and summoned all of her stupid tyrannosaurus donkey's frenz to come and take over the kingdom...
they wer big, strong, nothing lyke stupid tyrannosaurus donkey... they captured the two queens and the kings...
then came the hero... 5FOOT7ANDAHALF (used to be 5 foot 6)
he noticed that all the donkeys wer attracted to cheese!
so he made traps and caught them all lyke mice!!
then he killed all the stupid donkeys because they do nuthing for this world and r stupid just lyke the stupid tyrannosaurus donkey...
and then the queenz and kings went to go party with Pea at our awesome palace lolz... they lived happily ever after until next time haha
THE END
once upon a time ther was king and queen Cummings
they wer rulers over the whole world
with thier frenz king and queen rodriguez lolz
then one day an ugly marlin fish came with her stupid tyrannosaurus donkey
and tried to hurt Pea (if yooh dont kno who that is wow), the awesomest girl in the village...
the stupid tyrannosaurus donkey tried to flirt with her to distract her
but the two queens knocked him out with golf clubs hehe
the ugly marlin fish got mad and flopped around on their shoes trying to kill them
but um duh it didn't work....
so the ugly marlin fish got mad and summoned all of her stupid tyrannosaurus donkey's frenz to come and take over the kingdom...
they wer big, strong, nothing lyke stupid tyrannosaurus donkey... they captured the two queens and the kings...
then came the hero... 5FOOT7ANDAHALF (used to be 5 foot 6)
he noticed that all the donkeys wer attracted to cheese!
so he made traps and caught them all lyke mice!!
then he killed all the stupid donkeys because they do nuthing for this world and r stupid just lyke the stupid tyrannosaurus donkey...
and then the queenz and kings went to go party with Pea at our awesome palace lolz... they lived happily ever after until next time haha
THE END
