Dear Journal,
Today i felt like a cheap hooker.
8D
So I was on the bed watching tv and then my friend gets up after a ticklefest and then some, VENDETTA!, and *gives* me my change, or actually just flings it at me. It lands next to me and I look up at him with a confused look.
"I'm worth five dollars and some change!?"
mad
He then took the money and put it on the bookshelf while i laughed my a** off.
"No you're not."
"You're right, i'm charging too much."
xD
It was the perfect moment, for a dirty joke.
>:D
Today i felt like a cheap hooker.
8D
So I was on the bed watching tv and then my friend gets up after a ticklefest and then some, VENDETTA!, and *gives* me my change, or actually just flings it at me. It lands next to me and I look up at him with a confused look.
"I'm worth five dollars and some change!?"
mad
He then took the money and put it on the bookshelf while i laughed my a** off.
"No you're not."
"You're right, i'm charging too much."
xD
It was the perfect moment, for a dirty joke.
>:D
