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...I don't even know how in the world we got to this subject, but we have accidentally proven that it is cheaper to be buried in bubble wrap than to actually buy a coffin. Because if we look at the prices of a typical coffin, and if we want to be buried 'in the best of the best, with satin and the rest', then the average 'decent' coffin costs at least around $1500, which is very strange indeed. It makes you wonder how much it is to just torch the body and then shove it into a WalMart Vase for $5.99. ...actually no, I would hate to be buried that way and if anyone did bury me like that, they wouldn't be able to sleep for a month and I'd make sure of it. twisted
And we get to the subject of bubble wrap, because so many people these days believe in 'resurrection' and 'coming back to haunt the living', so instead of tormenting idiotic and wasted souls, just lay there in the ground with your one-month lasting supply of bubble wrap. ...of course, we have yet to figure out the problem of what would happen once you run out...oh well! We'll worry about that when we get there!
 KarnivalCarnage · Wed Oct 19, 2005 @ 08:49pm · 5 Comments |
