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K let me tell you about crazy relatives my one uncle will kill u if you mention anything about goverment and another uncle will kill that same uncle for just looking at him. Then I have a an aunt who claims will come to our Christmas to only find out that she forgot that she made plans to get a manicure. Then her kids my friend who we will call Trace and Mark. Trace is more outgoing and loves to hang out with us compare to the Mark who will probably never introduce his wife who is now pregnant wife to us. O_ol!l Any way big loss there right cause his wife is a bi.... well you know I never met her but if a person never met her you would claim he was married to his left hand if you know what6 I mean. Then I have the cousin who was the kid from the guy who would kill the man who hates the government who lives a mile a way and the only time we hang out is when our relatives visit.... okay and other times ... I am kinda under the gun she is right here.... >_> so she claims....She claims not to own a gun but there scissors right next to her hand. ... GOD HELP ME.... No she is awesome she shares music and we have the same love of making fun of Soul Caliburs NAKED SLUTS.... <_< well they are. ANYWAY We have a aunt who has two spoiled children who get WHATEVER THEY WANT Litteratlly have all three game systems when they came out FREAKS OF NATURE... cough and one is a germaphopic and yelled at us when our dog licked him. and the other is working as a bouncer well that is what I heard from last time. So the two cousins think they are smart by ticking off the guy about the government problem which will cause the guy who gets ticked off about the whole him looking at him want to kill him EVEN MORE and the aunt who never shows up will show up for the first time in HER LIFE to get caught in the mess end up yelling at my parents and me and my cousin wished we would dissapper.... RUN AWAY FROM MY HOUSE......



If you got to this point I am proud of you...
You understand that by reading this you only know ONE side of my family
The other side has a LOT more problems with only aunts on the other.....Ya not pretty hormones and crap
Also a prostitute but you don't want to hear that huh

MERRY CHRISTMAS and just remember if you think that you are having a crappier christmas think of me.... ^_^l!l