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GazettE Fanfiction Yaoi Pairing Rant. D:< |
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Well, I've noticed that there are WAY too many Aoi x Uru fanfictions on LiveJournal. Seriously. DOES AOI LOOK SEME TO YOU?! Guys, he doesn't even have any muscle on him! How can he top URUHA, who, for one, is much taller, more powerful, AND more muscular (as well as heavier...) than him? I can't see Uruha sitting on Aoi's lap without breaking his femurs, man. Also, yes, we know Aoi's a little emo boy, and yes, he isn't all uke-like all the time, but Uruha, he's much calmer. You can actually see how bored he looks most of the time. Cool and calm CAN PWN shy and quiet!
Also, where are people getting the idea that Aoi can top Reita?! Reita is like, MUSCLE MUSCLE MUSCLE. He has muscle in places where most people probably wouldn't have muscle. And Aoi, again, HE HAS NONE. Yes, he's thin and he has a nice stomach, but Aoi doesn't have enough muscle to really... be able to top Reita in any way. End of story.
Pretty much Aoi x ANYONE is ******** up. Aoi's probably the least seme of all of them (guys, even RUKI, who's tiny and adorable, could top him. && ) They all have more muscle than him and could easily pin him to a wall and raep him... Even our friendly Kai-chan could pwn him bad. D: And Aoi likes piercings, so wouldn't he ENJOY being on the bottom? Since you can assume that he likes pain, too, since he HAS LIKE A MILLION PIERCINGS.
I've also seen too many Ruki x Reita fics. Guys. That. Is. Not. Cool. As I said, REITA = MUSCLES EVERYWHERE. While Ruki = Tiny and not very muscular. It pretty much answers itself, man.
I'm kind of on the fence with Uruha x Reita and Reita x Uruha, since I can see them being pretty evenly matched. Not a big fan of either pairings, though
People, if you're going to write a threesome, DON'T make it Ruki x Aoi x Uruha. Please. That's just ******** up as badly as anything can be ******** up. Don't do it. Uruha (AS I SAID A MILLION TIMES) can pwn both of them. And no, Uruha does not dress like a woman in real life. He doesn't wear skirts or act all timid like a schoolgirl, guys. NOR DOES HE WEAR GARTERS OUTSIDE OF HIS MUSIC CAREER. (I actually haven't seen him in garters since '06...) And no, he would not let himself be ******** by two people who are both shorter AND weaker than him.
With that said, I'll have you know I only really like a story when Aoi is a Super uke and/ or when Uruha is a Super seme. =/ Aoi can't top anyone, and the only person who can top Uruha is probably Reita.
Uruha x Aoi is my favourite pairing, followed by Reita x Aoi, Kai x Aoi, Uruha x Reita x Aoi, and Reita x Uruha x Aoi. Or any cross-fandom paring where Uruha is on the VERY pinnacle and Aoi is at the VERY bottom. Lulz.
SUPER SEME URU FTW, BITCHES. D:<
 xo_Deidara · Sun Nov 30, 2008 @ 02:32pm · 2 Comments |
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