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Today, well theres nothing at school except for the usual, zapping Becky, joking with Tye, play punching Kyle, and talking about books with C.C. Tye told me some jokes and all and i thought they were funny so here it is:
(no offense to a blond) k so a blond gets pulled over by a cop and the cop ask for her registration and license. she says"i wish you guys can get your act together. yesterday you guys take my license away and now you expect me to show it to you"
then theres another
(no offense to a blond) k theres a magic mirror in a reastraunt and if you lie you get sucked in. a red head goes up to the mirror and says "i think i'm the most beautiful girl in the world" she gets sucked in. a Burnett goes in and say"i think i'm the most beautiful girl in the world" she gets sucked in. a blond goes up to the mirror and says"i think-" and gets sucked in
then another
theres a girl in sunday school named Marry. the teacher goes up to her while shes sleeping and ask"marry who is marry's sun?" a boy behind marry pokes her with a pstick and marry wakes up and says"Christ" later the teacher comes back up to her and marry's asleep and she ask"who is our lord" the boy pokes marry again with the stick and marry wakes up and says"god". later the teacher comes back an ask marry and she's still asleep"what did Eve say to Adam on the seventh day?" the boy pokes her again with the stick and marry wakes up and says"man if you put that stick in me one more time i'm going to snap it in half"
 RaingTears · Mon Nov 24, 2008 @ 11:57pm · 0 Comments |
