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Once apon a time..there was a princess. And she was pretty and kind and caring..your average princess.

And one day, she finds out, that there is a horrible beasty thing coming to her little castle town place.

And her parents are frightened, and just everyones scared to death. So eventually, this beasty thing shows up. It makes a deal with the Princess. "You give me what I want and I won't kill anyone"

The princess agrees. The beasts first demand is a bed fit for royalty. The princess refuses to give up her bed. The beast kills all the knights.

His next demand is a clothes that could make him beautiful. The princess laughs in his face. The beast kills all the women.

The beasts third demand was a woman to keep him happy. The princess refused to be his [since he killed all the women he ******** himself over anyways]. So the beast kills all children.

The princess is getting sick of this beast. Her family had no protection, no women to cook and clean her castle, and no children to raise as servants. She was pissed.

So she asks "Can't you make simpler demands?" And the beast laughed and said "I will make the simplest of them all then."

So, the beast demands food. And the Princess refuses to give up her dinner to a beast. So the beast kills all the men in the town. Ok, so now the princess and her family are the only ones left. She turned down the beast, and he ended up killing the whole town.

So now, The beast asks for someone smart to take his demands. The princess is offended. She demands someone kill the beast. Well, no ones left but her the king and the Queen.

The beast eats the king and queen as payment for not getting anything he wanted.

The princess asks "Why not eat me too?"

The beast just shook his head and left. And to this day she doesn't get it.

Moral of the story

Princess's are stupid and selfish. Don't let your daughter have the dream of being one.