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Hi again! Well, here I am, being Kibum's pupil (even though he's younger) and learning English from him. Today he taught me about simple grammar stuff. Pretty interesting, before he started getting into the history of it. [groans] I really hate history. I never liked social studies. I always feel asleep during the classes, and I still do (if I ever get those classes again).

But I have to tell you, Kibum looked so adorable with his glasses. He looked like a nerd, but a fashionable nerd! Kibum has been known to be very attractive (if he'd shave!!) in everything he wears. But he's not as fashionable as I am, now is he?? Noooo!!

[sigh] Kibum told me to stop starting sentences with 'but' because it's not proper grammar. Hey, this is my diary. I don't have to have good grammar you know. You know, if I wanted to, I can curse out so that the bad words can come out as asterisks and stuff! Won't that be great! It would be so funny! BUT (can't stop me, Kibum) the stars won't beat my record of my two top stars: my eyes. [laughs] The universe would be NOTHING without my stars!

Well, back to the lesson...

Kibum started teaching (yeah, after the blah blah blahs I kept hearing..) about common sentences used when socializing with foreigners. He told me greeting words, compliments, and helpful tips. He told me to stop using, "Yo, touch man!" because it's going to freak people out...

Hey, I used that word many times, and nobody freaked at me about it! Well, I told Kibum that, and he said it's because most Americans have patience with English-native celebrities like us and they understand most of the point that we are trying to say.

Ah, it's because I'm handsome. He just doesn't want to admit it.

Well, Kangin suddenly came in, and saw us behind a small table, on the floor with English books surrounding us. He then bellowed, "Heechul, you are the most smartest---" Nah, that's not what he said...

'Heechul and Kibummie, what are you doing?" he asked (being honest this time). Kibum and I (Kibum corrected me) looked at each other and looked back at Kangin. Then we started saying stuff out of nowhere, and we were both telling completely different things. So it sounded like this:

"Well, Kibum was-learning and we were-trying to-English and then you-Kibum was telling me about-how did you know we were-learning English and-" then we said in unison, 'We're not doing anything!"

Well, Kangin was stunned. Obviously he didn't understand a WORD we just said. It just sounded like two kids arguing and swearing at each other. Very... awkward... Anyway, he just backed away slowly (as if we did something horrible or something; maybe we did?) and he said slowly and unsurely, "I'm going to go check on... Eeteuk." then he left quickly with a "zooooooooooooom"!!!

Hmmm... That was rather uncalled for? Weird, huh? Oh yeah, Kibum told me I have got to start using "words" instead of "slang". He said that it's going to affect my tong tunge tongue if I do. Well, I know one thing for sure:

I think it already did... @

TBC~ heart

Note: Sorry for the long update! I guess I was a bit busy or just too lazy. xDD I hardly get on the computer nowadays, but hey! Good news awaits! I have a day off tomorrow from school so I get to do whatever I want!! Too awesome!!! xDD Well, please leave your dearest comments! <3