Guy: here little girl, you wanna cookie?
little "girl": you can take that cookie and SHOVE IT UP YOUR @$$!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL TO YOU!?
Guy:... erm... boy?
Kid: stare I'M NOT A F*CKING CHILD!
Guy: . . . eek
Person: I'M A MIDGET!
Guy:... with an attitude...
Midget: *picks up a base ball bat* GIMME THE F*CKING COOKIES! YOU'VE PISSED OFF MY APPITITE!
Guy: eek exclaim exclaim Okay! okay! *gives the midget the cookies*
Midget: *whaps the guy on the back with the ball batt* GET YOUR @$$ IN THAT VAN NOW!
Guy: HOMG!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHO TROLL!
Midget: TROLL!?!?!? TROLL!??!?! *shoves cookie after cookie into the mans mouth after they get in the van... WHACK WHACK WHACK!* *midget dusts its hands off and throws the bloody bat into the yard and eats a cookie*
Guy: .X___X#
Midget: *walks off mumbling something about cookies and blood..and blinders*
YESH! i made this up a long long LOOOOONG time ago! long ago but i still makied it XD
View User's Journal
Everything Duckie!
Lol this is where i shall put my blubs or whatever, ^^ Where i shall talk about my quackers! and my on going life... if you post a comment, i will be much happy!~
 |
iDuckie
Community Member |
