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On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me two dead birds and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the third day of Christmas my kitty gave to me three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the forth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my kitty gave to me seven days of finding him, six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me eight lint rollers full of fur, seven days of finding him, six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me nine scratches on my arm, eight lint rollers full of fur, seven days of finding him, six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me ten hundred dollars in house repairs, nine scratches on my arm, eight lint rollers full of fur, seven days of finding him, six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my kitty gave to me eleven stains in the carpet, ten hundred dollars in house repairs, nine scratches on my arm, eight lint rollers full of fur, seven days of finding him, six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my kitty gave to me twelve nasty phone calls, eleven stains in the carpet, ten hundred dollars in house repairs, nine scratches on my arm, eight lint rollers full of fur, seven days of finding him, six chunks in the litter box, FIVE ROTTEN FISH BONES!! four dead squirrels, three cans of tuna, two dead birds, and a hairball in our Christmas tree