If you dont like or watch the show Inuyasha do NOT read this it will make no sence to you at all and dont come crying to me saying "what does your journal entry say?" or some other s**t like that.(I DO NOT OWN THIS)
Humorous Stuff! A MUST READ!
!**!Now, take a sip of your drink when....
1. Inuyasha rushes into something with thinking.
2. Kagome yells, "SIT BOY!"
3. Miroku gropes a woman's bottom.
4. Miroku asks, "Will you bear my child?"
5. Sango gets jealous.
6. Kikyo shows up out of nowhere.
7. Shippo and Inuyasha are fighting.
8. Sango slaps Miroku.
9. Sesshomaru comes out and starts a battle with Inuyasha.
10. Naraku creates another incarnation.
11. Kagura makes an attempt to decieve Naraku.
12. Something appears inside Kanna's mirror.
13. Kagome goes back home after a fight with Inuyasha.
14. Inuyasha and Kagome have a 'moment'
15. Inuyasha have a conflict between the beautiful Kagome and the dead Kikyo.
16. When everyone is fighting in a vicious battle.
17. Kikyo threatens someone.
18. There has been another slaughter in a village.
19. Koga flirts with Kagome
20. Jaken cheers on Sesshomaru in a battle.
21. Kagome brings something from her era.
22. Inuyasha has another encounter with Kikyo.
23. Sango has another sad encounter with her little brother Kohaku.
24. Kagome shoot an arrow.
25. Sango, or Kagome is about to cry
26. Kirara transform back into a little kitty or transform into the fire cat demon.
27. Kagome complains about her exams.
28. Kagome's grandpa makes another excuse for her absence in school
29. Inuyasha continues to protect Kagome
30. Spots a soul-collector
Yeah...your right, you'd be all screwed in the head from drinkin. ;]
!!50 Ways To Annoy Sesshomaru!!
1. Dress him up like Inu-Yasha
2. Poke him and run away
3. Sing "Sesshomaru and (name here) sitting in a tree...
4. Say how great Inu-Yasha and the Tetsusaiga are together
5. Dress Sesshomaru up like Inu-Yasha--
6. --Dress Jaken like Shippo--
7. -- And dress Rin like Kagome
8. Practice the Kaze no Kizu on Sesshomaru with a stick
9. Put Sesshomaru in a baboon skin
10. Say How cute Inu-Yasha's ears are
11. Ask him is he still has his severed arm
12. Try on his "Fluff"
13. Take his clothes while he's bathing
14. Play with his hair at the oddest times
15. Ask him about his "fluff" constantly
16. Play house with Rin saying he's the daddy, your the mommy, and Rin's the baby! Jaken is...er...the family bumpy thing
17. Pester him about how deep down, he really likes Inu-Yasha
18. Tell him to stop "actin' all proper-like"
19. Poke him when he's asleep
20. Make him stand with an apple on his head and tell him you're tring to improve you aim with a bow and arrow so you can be like Kagome
21. Beg him to get you some of his shampoo
22. Paint his nails a florecent color while he's asleep
23. Stare at him and drool (Wow, that's hard to do...)
24. Make him wear the garlands of flowers you make.
25. Point out yet again about how cute Inu-Yasha's ears are
26. Ask him where he got his make-up
27. Put fake Inu-Yasha ears on him
28. While he's asleep, put him in some women's clothes and take pictuers
29. Constantly touch his forehead and say: "Are you sure you don't have a fever because you're HOTT!"
30. Dump a bucket of water on him afterword and say : "Cool down!"
31. Draw on his face with a permanent marker while he's asleep
32. Tickel him--
33. --with his fluff
34. Ask him why he doesn't own the Tetsusaiga
35. Ask him what the Tenseiga does
36. Ask him why
37. Ask him about his love life
38. Ask him if that dress makes you look fat
39. Hit on him
40. Ask him if he really think Naraku is good-looking
41. Ask him why Rin follows him around and every five minutes ask him why
42. Run in circles around him--
43. --crying--
44. --about how he doesn't have ears like Inu-Yasha
45. Ask him where he got his nails done
46. Ask him about "that night at Naraku's"
47. Wake him up every half an hour and in the morning ask how he slept
48. Ask him to read this
49. Ask him if he's a virgin
50. Ask him why
!!50 Ways to annoy Inuyasha!!
1. Poke him non-stop
2. Play with his ears
3. Sneak up behind him--
4. --in a baboon skin
5. Ramble about how cute his ears are--
6. --"but they aren't as cute as (name here)'s!"
7. Dance around him
8. Dress him up like Shippo
9. Ask him about Kagome
10. Stare at him
11. Clutch him close to your heart and don't let go
12. Ask to try the Tetsusaiga on him
13. Do it anyways
14. Make him read this
15. Eat ramen in front of him and don't let him have any
16. Ask him if he really can do the Kaze no Kizu
17. Ask him if you can try it on him
18. Poke him until it hurts
19. Ask him if he wants pyschological help
20. Ask him if he needs it
21. Ask him if you can study him and his brother for you disfunctional family class.
22. Try to get him to kiss Kagome
23. Talk loudly about Sesshomaru's cute ears
24. Find some way to worm his feelings about Kagome out of him
25. When (if!) you do, tease him about it
26. And tell everyone you know
27. Tell everyone he knows, for that matter
28. Follow him around, drooling
29. Talk about your Sesshie-kun exessivly
30. Ask him why he doesn't have a "fluff"--
31. --or a baboon skin
32. Ask him if you can use him in as a subject in you disection class
33. Ask him why humans follow him around
34. Dress up like him and copy everything he does--
35. --and ask for the Tetsusaiga
36. If he declines, beg, plea, cry, moan, and groan for it
37. If the answer is still no, take it while he's sleeping
38. Dress everyone up like characters from (insert other anime here) and yell at him for being in the wrong show
39. Take his clothes while he's bathing
40. Pay more attention to Kouga
41. Get Kagome to do the same
42. Comfort Myoga after a battle (when he comes back)
43. Pamper Sesshomaru--
44. --while treating Inu-Yasha like a dog
45. Talk non-stop about Inu-yasha's enemies (good things only)
46. Make him read this again
47. Chain him up and make him listen to you read it to the Inu-gumi
48. Read it to random peolpe
49. Ask him to help you think of more ways to annoy him
50. Ask him about that sleep over at Naraku's that included Sesshomaru and Kouga
"Things Sesshoumaru would never say..."
[to Inuyasha] "Now, who is a good doggy? Who's a googly woogly good doggy-woogy?"
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"I don't CARE if you're the evil element in this plot, Naraku, that cheap monkey-costume really doesn't suit you at all!! Here, why don't you try on my boa for instance, and perhaps you should have something blue-ish to match your eyes, hmmm...a little bit of eyeliner might do the trick there...and here, try these pumps on, you will look sooo stylish in these"
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"Inuyasha, I'm proud to be your brother!"
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"Dude, jakken, you ROCK!"
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"Lets leave Rin in a ditch somewhere the next time she falls asleep..."
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"I just realized something....I LOVE MY BROTHER!" *gags*
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"Lalalalalla - what are you people staring at? Never seen a demon singing before?"
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"Forget this!" *goes to the bahamas and forgets about eveything related to Inuyasha or Naraku*
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"Rin...SHUT UP!"
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"I love you guys!"
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"I feel your pain little brother. I know it's hard. just remember, I'm there for you."
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"Killing is wrong. We must be at peace wiith each other" *chants*
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"Hey! I finally got the stupid sword!...but now that I have it...I dont want it anymore...*throws it away*...HEY INUYASHA HAS A CAT! I WANT A CAT! *tries to take cat away*
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"I wish I had a human mother." *sigh*
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"Wow! two women? Way to go little bro!"
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*dances in a fluffy pink bathrobe, singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred*
"Things Inuyasha would never say..."
"Aw, come on! Why wont anyone touch my cute little dog ears? Pleeeeease?"
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"Hmmm....I think we should give the jewel shards to Naraku just to see what happens"
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"Sesshomaru, take the tetsusaiga. I dont need it"
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"Naraku, I'm sooooo glad you attacked Kikiyo in my form and she pinned me to that tree for 50 years. If not, i wouldnt have met all my new friends!" *hugs people*
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"I'm using the jewel to become human, because i hate fighting back my doggish instincts. *sniff sniff* I SMELL DOG FOOD!"
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"Miroku, you can have kagome. I want Sango, ok? ok."
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"Shippo, your a really cool guy, and a way better demon than me. HIGH FIVE LITTLE BRO!"
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"Hey Sango, did you know that your way hotter than kagome?"
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"I'm sorry"
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"Hey Kagome, can we play that fun "sit" game of yours one more time?"
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"What? I dont hate my brother. When we fight,were simply showing anger because we could not share that special "brotherly bond" that other brothers have. Sesshomaru, give me a hug!"
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"Koga, take Kagome, PLEASE!!!!!"
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"YAY!!!" *romps through field of wild flowers*
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"Koga, I would like you to meet someone very close to my heart...*sniffle*This is my dear brother Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, this is my very good friend Koga... I think I'm gonna cry, this is such a happy day for me."
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"Koga, can you help me scratch the back of my ear?"
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"Kagome, would you do me the honour of becoming my bride?"
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"Poor little myoga-jiji (the flea), you seemed completely starved! Here *shows the neck* Take a sip, it's on me"
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"Kagome?...will you.......will you....get me some more dog food...this is good!"
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"Kagome? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
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