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Somewhere in the Akatsuki Lair...
"So Tobi, what are you?" asked Kisame.
"Tobi doesn't understand what Kisame-san is talking about."
"You know, Sasori was half-man, half-puppet; I'm half-man, half- fish; Deidara is half-man, half woman-"
"I AM NOT!"
scream
"-Zetsu is half-man, half plant; Kakuzu is half-man half-thread; and Itachi is half-man, half weasel-"
scream
"I AM NOT!"
"-So what are you?"
"Tobi is a leprechaun!" 3nodding
The Akatsuki members exchanged looks of doubt and amusement.
"Uh-huh. Right." rolleyes
"What...doesn't Kisame-san believe Tobi?" sad
"No, I do -"
Tobi burst into a gush of anime tears. crying "Kisame-san doesn't believe Tobi!"
"Fine, Tobi I believe you're a leprechaun! Just stop crying already!"
Tobi stopped crying. "Yay! Kisame-san believes Tobi!" blaugh
Immediately, a pot of gold appeared next to Tobi. He dived into the pot head first. A rainbow came out of it.
Kakuzu's eyes went 'CHA-CHING!' $_$
"GOLD!" rofl
He ran towards the pot, but the rainbows (which were really security laser beams) shot him and sent him flying into a wall.
Tobi popped up out of the pot of gold, as if he had been swimming in it.
"Tobi away!" blaugh
The pot lifted into the air, following the rainbow, going higher and higher until it was out of the Akatsuki Lair.
"Well...that was weird," said Deidara. eek
crying "You're telling me," said Kakuzu, who had a gaping hole in his chest from the rainbow laser beams.
 MadHatterMika · Sat Oct 11, 2008 @ 11:20pm · 0 Comments |
