oh, if i were a thief,
i'd steal a leaf,
and some beef,
from the lady on the corner.
Cuz she is just the biggest mourner,
so she'd cry out her eyes all day long,
and I'd just run by,
jingling, oh my!
for its just her old luck,
to be hit by a truck,
as she trudged around her old corner,
so, my, oh my!
for if she were to die,
i'd be stuck watching her young son cry,
so if i were to lie,
that i'd cry,
if she were to die,
then let me be thrown to the heavens,
oh so high!
BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'd steal a leaf,
and some beef,
from the lady on the corner.
Cuz she is just the biggest mourner,
so she'd cry out her eyes all day long,
and I'd just run by,
jingling, oh my!
for its just her old luck,
to be hit by a truck,
as she trudged around her old corner,
so, my, oh my!
for if she were to die,
i'd be stuck watching her young son cry,
so if i were to lie,
that i'd cry,
if she were to die,
then let me be thrown to the heavens,
oh so high!
BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
