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These are pick-up lines that I've found/know:
-You look familiar have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I remember! You look like my next girlfriend. (Walk away my friend)

-If I bit my lip would you kiss it better? (Depends how hard did you bite it?)

-You be the iceburg I'll be the titanic and I'll go down on you. (Keep dreamming)

-If I said you had a nice body would you hold it next to me? (Perhaps)

-Do you have a map...I got lost in your eyes. (The search crew found you, get the f*** out)

-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock! (Go away)

-Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! (Awww)

-I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy? (Depends on who says it... )

-Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place? (Hell yeah)

-Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks? (Ummm?)

-I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. (You were here last week, my security's increased)

-I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. (Hell yes, that's a date)

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. (Creative... but... try harder)

-Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? (oooh...)

-You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. (Nice try)

-You know what would look great on you? Me. (ooh..)

-Can I read your T shirt in brail? (Touch me and you'll hvae a hand mark on tour face)

-Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. (...since you asked again...)

-You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. (He'd be dumped already)


-I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels. (Call hell first, you'll find I'm their devil ^_~)

-Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get! (Umm... no)

-Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. (And you're not getting it)

-Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. (I can see myself in your arms too hun, but it's not happening)

-The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty. (Can I be your drink?)

-Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night! (Damn, your right, can I rest on your bed?)

-Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you! (...)

-How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number? (haha, nice try)

-I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? (Ooo skittles)

-That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? (Nice and slowly)

-You know, winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. (...)

-If I had a garden I'd put your tulips and my tulips together. (...)

-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. (oh god...)

-If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous. (If you were my son, you'd be named McAsshole)

-All those curves! And me with no brakes! (Hehe...)

-Can I even get a fake number? (sure... ^_~)

-You'll do. (You'll die)

-Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much a**. (Screw you buddy)

-You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway! (No thanks, go ahead and tell. I hope you're secretly homosexual, because I'm telling everyone you are anyway)

-Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too. (Get. Out. Of. My. Way.)

-I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did. (Good choice)

-It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out. (No you're not)

-Oh, sorry, I'm reserved for someone else. (Too bad hun, here we go)

-Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind! (But you sure are deaf, GET LOST)

-If I followed you home, would you keep me? (Awww)

-If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? (Depends, how gorgeous?)

-You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once! (Future tense? NO)

-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (It burns now that I fell into hell, let me go)

-Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? (Go again, I like what I see)

-If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst! (Obey it anway)

-Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency.
My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love. (cute)

-I lost my number, can I have yours? (Sure)

-Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle (Okay)

-Do you like bananas or blueberries?
Why?
I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning. (ooooohhhh )

-Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm not a poet, but damn girl, you're hot! (Thanks for the effort.. )

-Hi. there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. (Go talk to the lottery guy)