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Seriously dude... I have to update this thing more often.
Oh, wait a minute, no I don't. No one reads them anyhow. XD
Dear Journal,
Today I became God and I had all the power in the universe. Suddenly, a thousand ninja-pirates came out of nowhere and used they awesome ninja-drunkend-eyepatch-Arrr skills to try to over-rule me, but I was too much for them...being God and all. It was then that I found out that the leader of ninja-pirates was an asthmatic panda-dog with a hook for a paw. I was all like "Oh Noes!" and the panda-dog was all like " WTF!" and then I made him explode.
The universe is safe one again.
Hooray!
 Evil Creampuff · Wed Sep 21, 2005 @ 01:33pm · 6 Comments |
