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The GLU handbook

What do you say?

Ahb-viously: Obviously (obviously!)

Ah-dorable: Soooo cute

Ah-dore: Like it a lot

Ah-greed: Totally think you’re right

Ah-mazing: The best ever

Ah-nnoying; Like a pebble in your shoe. Or a sibling.

Alpha: Leader

Alpha status: Being the leader

Apple-C: Copy / Copying / Copycat Aw-nestly For real

Ay-sap: ASAP

B-listers: Not an Alpha – someone who isn’t worthy, totally on the b-list

Busted!: Caught / Oops!

Current State of the Union: Massie's daily listing of what's hot/not

D2M: Dead to Me

DEC: Direct Eye Contact

Dial P for Phony or L for Loser, etc.:

Done: Okay

Done, done and done: Decided, conversation completely over

DSL Daters: Girls who hook up quickly

Ehmagawd: OMG

E-nuff: I can’t take any more

EW: Eternal Wannabe

FEW: Friend of an Eternal Wannabe

File: Fake-smile

Firsty-lasty status:
Using someone’s first and last name;
status given only to the cutest boys

Giggle-blurted: A nervous half laugh/half talk

Given: Obviously / Of course

Glambition: Lip gloss line created by TPC in the first book

GLU: Girls Like Us

Go awn: What are you waiting for?

Gossip points: Points awarded for good gossip

H2G: Hard to get

HART heart : Hawt, Alpha, Rich, Toned – qualities of A-list Boys

Hawt: Opposite of ugly

Heart it/I heart heart : love

I double-dog heart that: Love it x 10

J'adore heart : I love

Jobby:
A job-hobby – something you do for fun, nawt money
(like making jewelry in your bedroom and selling it to a
local boutique)

Laytah: See ya

LBR: Loser Beyond Repair

LISP: Little Seventh Grade Peon

Luh-v: Loooove

MAP: Maximum Alpha Potential

MSP: Major Star Potential

Nawt: In no way. At all. Ever.

Nuh-thing: Nada

OL: Off Limits

Opposite of true: False (get it?)

Panic-bolt: A bolt of fear driven by panic

PC: Private Conversation

Point: Yes / Good point

Por fah-vor: Please

POTI: Pretty on the Inside

POTO: Pretty on the Outside

Puh-lease: As if! Or sometimes meaning ‘pretty please’

Punch-backs:
A game -- be the first to spot a particular item and punch
your friend (e.g., “Burberry poncho, no punch-backs”)

Shoporexic: Not being able to shop

TFFW: Too funny for words

TPC: The Pretty Committee (duh)

Turn-awff: Opposite of desirable

VIG: Very Important Guest

Wannabes: Followers, not Clique-worthy girls

Wear or dare: A game -- if you don’t do the dare, you have to wear

Word jumbles: A word game -- “rorsy” for “sorry”, “meowsa” for “awesome”