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Why must you turn my inbox into a house of lies? neutral

I think you're naked because you're trying to scam items out of me with some ill-conceived sob story, perhaps hoping to kindle a spark of sympathy within my heart which will then allow you to mercilessly take advantage of my kind and trusting nature. A cynical and underhanded ploy indeed! Fortunately for me, I have a couple of factors in my favour:

1. I was not born yesterday, nor was I in the habit of eating paint chips as a child, nor have I recently suffered serious trauma to the head. As such my mental faculties remain unimpaired, and I remain disinclined to believe your tale.
2. I have no spark of sympathy within my heart, nor indeed even a drop of the milk of human kindness. Instead, my heart is so withered, blackened and calloused that it more closely resembles a lump of coal, or even granite.

Basically, if you want to beg for items, you'd do better in the Charity subforum. If I am horribly mistaken and you have been hacked, you can report it by filling in a form at the bottom of the Forum Index page, and waiting patiently for an Omnimoderator to get to your report. If, as I suspect, you have not really been hacked, then you are attempting to scam me, which can get your account banned. Whichever option you choose, I'm afraid I will not be giving you my goti clips. Sorry.