[Dunt tell us when yew think othahh qurlzs are hawt.]
[Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say durinq commercials]
[If yew dunt act like soap-opera quyzs, dunt expect us tew dress like Victoria Secret modelzs.]
[Mark anniversariezs on a calendar.]
[Thurr izs no such thing azs tew much spooninq.]
[Jus Bcuz yew L the C duzsn't mean we have to S the D.]
[Thizs is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.]
[Which also meanzs tht if we don't call, take the hint.]
[We like yew to be a lil jealous . . . buh overly possessive izs not necessary.]
[We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.]
[Eye contact izs tha key.]
[Dunt take longer to get ready than we do.]
[Laugh at our jokezs.]
[Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.]
[qurlzs can be qroupies. quy qroupies are stalkerzs.]
[Dew not start with us. Yew will not win.]
[Would yew like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.]
[If yew ask nicely, we usually answer tha same way.]
[We will nevahh have enough clothes or shoezs!]
[We have an excuse tew act bitchy at least once a month.]
[Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and qettinq into the car.]
[We love surprises!]
[We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tonque.]
[Pay attention tew the little things we do, bcuz they mean the most.]
[Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!]
[Clean your room before we come ovahh.]
[Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.]
[Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.]
[Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts four hourzs.]
[Don't act hard around yurr friends bcuz I won't make you hard tonight.]
[Sometimes "NO!" really meanzs "NO!"]
["Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
[Sensitive quys are qreat . . . but cryinq more than we do in a movie just isn't riqht.]
[Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enouqh.]
[It takes a special kind of stupid to forqet birthdayzs.]
[quyzs who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.]
["Fat Chicks" have feelings tew.]
[Silent treatment, shoulder shruqs, tears, yellinq and nasty looks all add up to . . . YEW DID SOMETHING WRONG!]
[If yew are not a qo0d dancer, please be self-aware.]
[Just bcuz a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waitinq by tha phone.]
[Yew don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
[Don't say yew love me if you don't mean it.]
[Don't lie to us . . . we WILL catch you.]
[Tell us yew love us every chance you get.]
[When the qirls qet toqether, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaninq my best friends know everythinq about yew]
*When she walkzs away frum yew mad*
[ Follow hur ]
*When she starezs at yurr mouth*
[ Kiss her ]
*When she pushezs yew or hitzs yew*
[ Grab hur and dunt let go ]
*When she startzs cursing at yew*
[ Pull hur close, kiss hur and tell hur yew love hur ]
*When shezs quiet*
[ Ask hur whuhzs wrong ]
*When she ignorezs yew*
[ Give hur yurr attention ]
*When she pullzs away*
[ Pull hur baq ]
*When yew see hur at hur worst*
[ Tell hur shezs beautiful ]
*When yew see hur start cryin*
[ Just hold hur and dunt say a word ]
*When yew see hur walking*
[ Sneak up and hug hur waist from behind ]
*When shezs scared*
[ Protect hur ]
*When she layzs hur head on yurr shoulder*
[ Tilt hur head up and kiss hur ]
*When she stealzs yurr favorite hat*
[ Let hur keep it and sleep with it for a night ]
*When she teasezs yew*
[ Tease hur baq and make hur laugh ]
*When she duzsnt answer for a long time*
[ Reassure hur that everything is okii ]
*When she lookzs at yew with doubt*
[ Back yurrself up ]
*When she sayzs that she lovezs yew*
[ She really duzs more than yew could understand ]
*When she grabzs yurr handzs*
[ Hold hurzs and play with hur fingerzs]
*When she bumpzs into yew*
[ Bump into hur baq and make hur laugh ]
*When she tellzs yew a secret*
[ keep it safe and untold ]
*When she lookzs at yew in yurr eyezs*
[ Dunt look away until she does ]
**WHEN SHE MISSEZS YEW**
[ SHEZS HURTING INSIDE ]
*When you break hur heart*
[The pain NEVER really goes away]
*When she sayzs its ovahh*
[ She still wants yew to be hurzs ]
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