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So, after reading the title, do you think I'm going to start talking about a girl I met on a vacation to China, then saw her yet again at a mall in Florida? Not a chance. It's a hidden motive. You wouldn't know. You're a simpleton. Unless you're Rayne. Then you know.
In recent news, my mom has finally bought a new computer. A laptop. Her old computer is...well, old. Ancient. I always tell her that we could avoid bankruptcy by selling her computer off as an antique! I can see museums of technology in New York competing to get it on display. It's Window ME. Millenium Edition! All these new fancy pants programs don't accept ME.
And it goes slow as hell too. I'm glad we're getting rid of it. My mom is reluctant. She has a stinking attatchment the it. I've named the new laptop Jolee.