All of these things is true, I laugh and I am kind of dumbstruck, well have fun.
I am not flaming on America, it is just something I found on the web and I wanted to share it.
Two Tough Questions
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Question 1:
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If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
W ho would you
vote for?
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Candidate A.
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Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist.
He's had two
mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks
8 to10 martinis a day.
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Candidate B.
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He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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Candidate C.
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&nb sp; He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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Which of these candidates would be our choice?
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Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.
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Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: Adolph Hitler....
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And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
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If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
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Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.
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Never be afraid to try something new.
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Remember:
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Amateurs...built the ark.
>> Professionals...built the Titanic
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And finally, can
you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
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* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for
shoplifting*
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* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
year......
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Can you guess which
organization this
is?
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>> Give up yet?
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>> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
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The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
I am not flaming on America, it is just something I found on the web and I wanted to share it.
Two Tough Questions
>>
>>
Question 1:
>>
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>>
>>
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
>>
>>
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
W ho would you
vote for?
>>
>>
Candidate A.
>>
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist.
He's had two
mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks
8 to10 martinis a day.
>>
>>
Candidate B.
>>
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>>
>>
Candidate C.
>>
&nb sp; He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>>
>>
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
>>
>>
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: Adolph Hitler....
>>
>>
>>
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
>>
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
>>
>>
>>
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.
>>
>>
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading.
>>
Never be afraid to try something new.
>>
>>
>>
Remember:
>>
Amateurs...built the ark.
>> Professionals...built the Titanic
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
And finally, can
you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
>>
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2
businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for
shoplifting*
>>
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
year......
>>
>>
Can you guess which
organization this
is?
>>
>>
>>
>> Give up yet?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
>>
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
