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Commented on: Tue Aug 23, 2005 @ 11:52pm


	I...Don't think I want to know >_>

Commented on: Tue Aug 23, 2005 @ 11:58pm


	I do. gonk

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Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 02:06am


	Well, I'd look up penguin mating since that's what you've got down there... Are you in lurve Shady-kun?

Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 02:25am


	No, I just thought I should know more about my avatar. xp That looks.... awkward. gonk

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Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 03:09am


	I.. must agree with AS, I don't think I want to know... o.o EDIT: Capatain Aki, That made me laugh, which is rare..... xD

Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 04:34am


	DId you google 'Penguin Porn' To get that picture? xp

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Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 06:13am


	No I actually typed "penguins mating" 3nodding It's kind of cute acctually. They make a little yin-yang. xd

Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 06:36am


	Umm... O_o Haven't an idea. gonk

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Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 06:39am


	Depends, you're a mammal right? So there has to be sperm involved and the female carries the baby as it develops... I think... MAYBE...But penguins don't reproduce that way gonk

Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 06:43am


	I find that a very disturbing question.... Um... Maybe it has something to do with waddling.

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Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 06:51am


	sweatdrop I wonder what you would get if you googled Penguin Porn O_o

Commented on: Wed Aug 24, 2005 @ 03:30pm


	Duh! First, you do a kind of dance where you circle each other, and then you lift your deformed penguin/human arms from under your cape and slap at each other. Since you have short arms, you'll need to get really close for this and stand on your toes. Somewhere in all this caos, the female will get pregant. If she's been married before, you need to track down her ex husband and eat his brains so that the love your mate and he ex had will join with the love you and mate have and create a more complete bond of love and affection. When the female lays the egg, you will do another circling dance and she'll pass the egg from her feet to yours and you must hold the egg balanced on top of your feet. The female will leave and go to KFC and drink a jumbo Pepsi and eat the left half of a chicken wing and poke at the other half for a full hour before going parting with her friends. You, being the male, will stay in the breeding grounds with the egg. The egg will hatch and demand an allowance, but you must keep the baby on top of your hairy feet and sing to it showtune numbers so it'll know your voice. When your mate comes back, she will take the baby onto her feet while you go to court for murder charges for eating her ex husband's brain. If you lose the case, your mate's former mother in law will eat your tail so it's very important to win the case. If you win the case, you will return to the breeding ground where your mate and baby are with Japanese take out. The family will feast on the take out and life will be good. Draw a face on the bag you carried your food in and put the bag on the baby's head and then you can leave and do whatever you want. The cycle is complete.