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BurningInTheSoul

Whel

BurningInTheSoul

Whel

burninginthesoul

Whel

BurningInTheSoul

Whel

BurningInTheSoul

Whel

BurningInTheSoul

Well, you see it's slightly embrassing...Could we maybe go into a privite room?

Why of course. Follow me.
*Leads the way into a vacant room*

*follows and sits down in a empty chair*Well, you see, I have yet to have sex and well. Today I meet this really nice person and well, they wanted to have sex with me but you see...*rubs tha back of neck nervously* when They took off my pants they got mad and walked out on me. And i don't know why. I thought you'd be able to tell me what was wrong.

Well, sir.*Locks the door to the room*I would have to take some special procedures..*Nods and takes out rusty mild hot sauce covered spork*So, did you want me to take a look at anything?

*scared* if looking means you have to touch me with that spork; no._.

But the spork is needed, sir.Just ignore its presence.*Sighs*Have you been having any sort of problems..down there?

You mean with peeing and stuff? Everything is fine to my knowledge. I dont' see any rashes or anything.

Then why do you think they ran out?*Is now sitting in a chair like a psychiatrist*

Iunno i think maybe..*a lil teary eyed*I'm not all what they were hoping for-*all choked up*

Well then, soldier, I can't do much about that.Eat your vegetables.

Well, could you just take a look and tell me if vaginas normally look like mine..?

xDI will insert this spork to your head.

What does that help with my coot?

((it's cause i was on a guy-mule account and she thought i was talking about my p***s the whole time- get it!??!?!))

Forbidden Spirit
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Commented on: Mon Sep 05, 2005 @ 03:47am


	what the hell? xD!

Commented on: Sat Sep 24, 2005 @ 07:34am


	What was she lookin to get laid? blaugh xd Love ya btw heart smile

osiris_god_of_nightmares
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Caine207
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Commented on: Sat Dec 31, 2005 @ 04:12am


	heh heh. nice

Commented on: Fri Feb 17, 2006 @ 07:39pm


	You're a dork, Soul. But I love you anyway. heart

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