An Ode to Myles
Myles sucks a**
Myles blows chunks
Myles sniffs turds
In the Back of people's trunks.
Myles thinks he's cool
but really he's an a**
He likes sniffing poos
lying in the grass.
Myles is a sad sack
But he thinks he's a pimp.
He asked out all the girls
But they know he's a wimp.
He poses as a bouncer
Saying he's a tough guy.
But everyone can tell
its a big fat lie.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And Myles is a loser
who's still sniffing poo.
by Victoria (my Brother's Fiancee.
Myles blows chunks
Myles sniffs turds
In the Back of people's trunks.
Myles thinks he's cool
but really he's an a**
He likes sniffing poos
lying in the grass.
Myles is a sad sack
But he thinks he's a pimp.
He asked out all the girls
But they know he's a wimp.
He poses as a bouncer
Saying he's a tough guy.
But everyone can tell
its a big fat lie.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And Myles is a loser
who's still sniffing poo.
by Victoria (my Brother's Fiancee.
