Ok... I just suddenly had the urge to rant about roaches, since a gimungus (yes, it is both humungus and giagntic xp) coach roach suddenly appeared beside me while I was eating my dinner.
AND I WAS ALL;
"WHAT THE HELL? CAN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME TIME TO EAT BEFORE THROWING UP AT HOW RIDICULOUS YOU LOOK?!!!!
And...guess what??? The coach roach suddenly flies around (down below me) and I'm all;
"s**t! s**t! s**t! GETTAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" as I climb up our dinning table and hid away from the freakin' roach.
I mean, seriously, what the hell are they here for??? they're messing uppp my life!!! I want to forever destroy them and their ugliness for the rest of their death!
One more reason why they REALLY REALLY shouldn't exist is because they can be spreading germs everywhere! What bastards!!! Can't they just all make done and kill themselves before I have to write a whole stupid rant about them!?
As you can see, I feel strongly about this topic and I suggest we finish the country's economic budget on insect repellent and Bug spray, so they'll all fly to Japan or Singapore or something! I don't careee! I want them outtt! nowhere near me! I hate you all! remember that! and when I become president, I'm gonna hunt you down... one. by. one.
AND I WAS ALL;
"WHAT THE HELL? CAN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME TIME TO EAT BEFORE THROWING UP AT HOW RIDICULOUS YOU LOOK?!!!!
And...guess what??? The coach roach suddenly flies around (down below me) and I'm all;
"s**t! s**t! s**t! GETTAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" as I climb up our dinning table and hid away from the freakin' roach.
I mean, seriously, what the hell are they here for??? they're messing uppp my life!!! I want to forever destroy them and their ugliness for the rest of their death!
One more reason why they REALLY REALLY shouldn't exist is because they can be spreading germs everywhere! What bastards!!! Can't they just all make done and kill themselves before I have to write a whole stupid rant about them!?
As you can see, I feel strongly about this topic and I suggest we finish the country's economic budget on insect repellent and Bug spray, so they'll all fly to Japan or Singapore or something! I don't careee! I want them outtt! nowhere near me! I hate you all! remember that! and when I become president, I'm gonna hunt you down... one. by. one.
