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Do you do a lot of extra credit?
Are you a complete A+ student in EVERYTHING FOR EVERY SINGLE ASSIGNMENT?
Do your friends make fun of you?
Do you actually study and do ALL of your homework and turn it in on time?
Do you never get the girl? (or guy)
Is your name by any chance Brandon?

If you answered most of these questions with a yes then you need the Get-Cool-Quick-Kit!

Choose from skater, jock, or "pretty boy"

Comes with clothes, hair dye, gel, either a skateboard, a football or basketball, or something else (depends on which one you choose), an intsructional DVD, a lighter (to burn evidence that you ever were a "nerd" wink and a nerd to do whatever else you want.

We'll even throw in a personal trainer and a cool looking hat or jacket for free if you call in the next 30 MINUTES!!!!

Call 1-800-I need a life or e-mail me at Illgiveualife@nomorenerds.com

Become cooler today! mrgreen

Hurry! This great offer ends soon!


Author's comments

Sry Brandon, I had to, I was bored and tired! What else do you want me to do at 11:00 at night?
Besides, I'm kinda a nerd too... I mean come on, everyone's a nerd deep down inside... Yeah... I like potatos...