The only thing that worries me, is how much booze I spill.
I've found a new way to spend my free time. Drunk with friends. I spent most of the evening on my back. Sadly, it was not naked and sexy. Feel free to envision that if you want, I've got no problem with it. All done? Good. Hope there was a lot of kinky s**t, I am a dirty monkey after all. Anyways, back on subject. The evening started off with a 6-shot mixed drink on an empty stomach. The crazyness doth ensue. There were a** slappings and cane pokings to spare, and everyone had a good time. Sure, it was mostly me and Fube, but.. we make our own fun. She can now attest to this one fact; I am the most fun drunk person ever. Now, normally I'm rude, crude, libidinous, and very, very talkative. Now, imagine that, and remove inhibitions. Yeah, it kicks massive amounts of a**. We were talking well into the sunrise, and she was one well-poked moderator. I may just do it again next wednesday, it was that good.
It's been a very transmet holiday around the apartment. It's also been quite flattering. I've never been quite so flattered before, actually. Normally I take everything kind said about me with a grain of salt and a dash of cyanide. But, some of it bears repeating, if only to make it sound more ludicrous and less believable.
Apparently:
#1: I sing pretty well.
#2: People can't tell if they see a lot of Spider Jerusalem in me, or if the see a lot of me in Spider. (Being my mst favorite fictional person ever, I'm quite pleased by that one.)
#3: I have a nice body.
#4: My tattoos are sexy. (May be the cause of number 3. That or the booze.)
Well, I say thanks to the compliment givers, and ask that you stop doing my drugs. I can't afford to supply you and me.
Non-smokers beware, my cynicism may just inspire you to post very stupid things and shove your opinions down others throats.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9239878&page=1 And it just keeps going.
Sometimes, I love being me.
Other times, I hate everyone else.
Twistex · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 03:14pm · 3 Comments
