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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the
following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon
of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died
yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications
from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy
rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man
and was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children,
John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
 Data_3rr0r · Tue Feb 26, 2008 @ 07:08pm · 0 Comments |
