Hi, I'm Deidara yeah!
Whahaha. For some reason I have a grudge towards Sound. I know, I'm evil yeah. Lol. Either ways, love me once again as I become your host for "20 Ways to annoy Orochimaru" yeah. (I mean come on Sound minions, you must at least sometime in your lifespan hate serving Orochimaru)
Oh yeah, 3 facts that you need to know before we start yeah...
Fact 1: Orochimaru is seriously scared of Itachi yeah. (You'll know why if you read "10 reasons why Akatsuki owns Sound" yeah. It was the "Muffin Incident" wink
Fact 2: He's in love with Sasuke and wants Sasuke's body yeah. >.<
Fact 3: He HATES being mistook for a crossdresser yeah. (He always changes his appearance from a guy to girl and vice versa. He's a shame to the male species. >.< wink
Okay let's start yeah!
1. Ask him if anyone has ever told him that he bears a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson yeah.
2. Ask him how long he has been a transversite yeah.
4. When he does somthing evil say "Don't make me get Itachi!" yeah.
5. Watch as he runs and hides.
6. Accidentally run into him on the street, then say "Excuse me Miss" and continue walking yeah!
6. 3 words, Pink hair dye ...yeah
7. Fake kill Sasuke yeah (Dare kill the real Sasuke and your going to hell *death stare*) and blame Kabuto yeah >.<
8. When Orochimaru bites sasuke, yell "CHILD MOLESTER!" yeah. ROFLMAO! Yup.
9. Steal "Sasuke's body" and blame Kabuto yeah.
10. Trick him into wearing nail polish by convincing him it will make him as evil as Itachi (not that you wear any Itachi...or do you? o.O)
10. Make sure you tell him pink nail polish is the most powerful.
11. Convert to Buddhism
12. Teach it to his evil minions yeah! >.< Blame Kabuto if Orochi finds out your "secret teaching lessons" yeah.
13. Ask him if there's ANY straight people in the sound village yeah. (Must be all bi.)
14. Tell Orochimaru, Jiroubo keeps trying to eat you...yeah.
15. ...and Kidoumaru wont keep his hand to himself o.O?
16. Write a Rock LeexOrochi fanfic...ew.
17. Make sure it has nice looong Lemon yeah. >.<
18. Cosplay as Naruto and run through the village screaming "I'm gonna bag me a snake man, BELEVE IT!"
19. Once they corner you and Orochi demands to know "What the hell is wrong with you?", gracefully change the subject by screaming "Kimimaro's wearing Orochi's make-up!" yeah!
20. Blame EVERYTHING on Kabuto
Poor Kabuto yeah. He's such a victim >.< Hope you enjoyed this as much as i did yeah *evil smirk*
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