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You Think You Know Somebody
Troy: These border checkpoints, man, they always freak me out.
Logan: Maybe you shouldn't volunteer for the full-cavity search.
Troy: Isn't this where we parked? Tell me that this isn't where we parked. Please, someone tell me that you can see my father's car and this heart attack I'm having now is for nothing.
Logan: I don't know. Maybe it's like Brigadoon. Come back in a hundred years and it'll be right back in this spot.
Troy: My parents come back in five days. If the car's not back before then, I'll be singing hymns and doing rosary beads faster than you can say The Passion.
Logan: Thanks for the ride. Does this mean you're gonna play nice now?
Veronica: Walk in front of the car. We'll see.
Veronica: You know those people who can predict when change is coming in their life? I'm not one of them. Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face.
Keith: Yeah. Wow. That's some cake.
Veronica: Isn't it, though?
Keith: I love it. Did you ever notice that everything you make just tends to lean a little to the left?
Veronica: I do that on purpose.
Return of the Kane
Veronica: "If Lilly's ghost is gonna haunt me until justice is served, I'd better get my a** in gear."
Drinking the Kool-Aid
Veronica: "Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult."
Silence of the lamb
Sheriff Lamb: Is your Daddy here? Or is he busy peeking in people's windows?
Veronica: You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking.
Clash of the Tritons
Veronica: Hi dad. The case was fuzzy and circumstancial.
Keith: Funny, those were her first words.
Lord of the Bling
Lilly: "I can't help it if God made me fabulous!"
Ruskie Business
Veronica: When I've had my fill of soul mates, glitter and puppy love, I always find a private detective's office a refreshing change of pace.
Kanes and Abel's
Veronica: Miss Sabrina commands you to put your pants back on and get a job.
Keith: Look, I dont know if you were just looking for pimp in the phonebook and stopped at "PI."
Hot Dogs
Logan: I need your help.
Veronica: Would it be weird if I start my own drinking game? Like, I take a shot every time someone asks for my help?
Trina: I can't get him off my back.
Logan: Did you try standing up?
Veronica: If I wanted to talk to you, I'd wave a snausage over your nose.
Lilly: It's a spy pen.
Veronica: What's a spy pen? *sees pen* How covert ops of you.
Lilly: I'm going to use it to pass secret messages to all of my lovers.
Veronica: This is going to be a very busy little pen.
Veronica: I know Lilly loved you.
Logan: Just not like I loved her. It's ok. You know it kind of lets me off the hook. You know, I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
Veronica: Feel guilty about what?
Logan: Moving on.
Veronica: My lips, for all intents and purposes, are sealed.
Veronica: Well, I want to congratulate you. Shake your hand. Congratulations, you've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo, you're going to die friendless and alone.
Weapons of Class Destruction
Veronica: Dear Seventeen, How can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear Seventeen, How can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?
Wallace: He's not gropin' her, is he?
Veronica: No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.
Mac: "...Veronica?...Earth to Mars..."
M.A.D.
Logan: What, like will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you bear-y much"?
A Trip to the Dentist
Veronica: I never would have gotten through this past year if it wasn't for you.
Keith: If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have to.
Veronica: I made out with d**k and Casey?
Madison: Puh-leaze. You made out with the garage door.
Duncan: So did they give you the jet to take me back home? Or am I supposed to click my heels?
Veronica: Honey, I'm home.
Lianne: So am I, honey, so am I.
Veronica: I'm going to find out who did this to me, and I'm going to make them pay. Even if it was you.
Logan: You do not want to start with me today, Paco.
Weevil: Are you sure? It was in my day planner marked under 'Goals'.
Keith (to Clarence Wiedman): I'll be sure to send a postcard. You can hang it in your cell.
Veronica: Shelley and I were thinking of getting together for a little girl-on-girl action, care to provide the commentary?
Veronica: I expect you to return the favor.
Luke: You never said anything about returning a favor.
Veronica: It was implied.
Leave it to Beaver
Aaron Echolls: I want those tapes you stupid little b***h.
Lilly Kane: I'm the stupid one? Well, now you can just watch the tapes on Access Hollywood along with the rest of America.
Logan's voicemail: You've reached Logan, and here's today's inspirational message. "Adversity is the diamond dust with which heaven polishes it's jewels."
Logan: So I guess we broke up, huh?
Veronica: What do you want me to say Logan?
Logan: "Logan, I'm gonna go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living, knowing what a heartless b***h I am!" something like that
 marshjazz · Wed Jul 20, 2005 @ 02:37am · 1 Comments |
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