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When season 8 comes out I will post its scripts but until then here are some of my favorite VM quotes.
Pilot
Veronica: (while cutting Wallace down from the flagpole) You're new here, huh? (Wallace nods.) Welcome to Neptune High. Go Pirates!
Sheriff: (to Wallace) You need to go see the Wizard, ask him for some guts.
Keith Mars: (while eating mac and cheese) Say what you want about real cheese, but I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.
Sheriff: (to Veronica) ...why don't you go see the Wizard, ask for alittle backbone.
Keith Mars: Who's your daddy?
Veronica: I hate it when you say that.
Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from "The Outsiders".
Veronica: Be cool Sodapop.
Veronica: God, Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
Lilly: High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret. A good one.
Weevil: My uncle owns a body shop on the highway. If you come in, you know, I could make sure your body gets the full-service treatment.
Veronica: Okay, now you apologize.
Weevil: I'm sorry, was that too dirty?
Weevil: The only time I care about what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big ole hog, and even then it's not so much words, just ooh's and aah's.
Veronica: So, it's big huh?
Weevil: Legendary.
Veronica: Well, let's see it then. I mean, if it's as big as you say it is, I'll be your girlfriend... We could go to prom together!
Logan: You know what your little joke cost me?
Veronica: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
Veronica: I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I'm sure I don't. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.
Credit Where Credit's Due
Wallace: Do I look like James Bond to you?
Veronica: Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead - no.
Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
Veronica: I'm Veronica.
Troy: I should have known not to listen to those guys. I mean, who really names their daughter Trashy McBitch, anyway?
Weevil: I know what you're doing, and admiring my paint job isn't it.
Meet John Smith
Veronica: The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.
Wallace: Justin's permanent file. You might want to take a look at that.
Veronica: Why, is it going to self destruct in five seconds?
Veronica: I'd invite you over, but it's a school night, and my dad owns a handgun.
Keith Mars: Have you been playing nice with the other children?
Veronica: You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
Keith Mars: That's actually old testament.
Keith Mars: How was your date?
Veronica: Oh. You know, lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic.
Keith Mars: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was.
Lilly Kane: You know, it makes absolutely no sense. My disappearance. Murder. Whatever. How it SUPPOSEDLY went down. So bogus, right? [sitting up] Hey, here's the thing. The truth is gonna come out.
Duncan: What are you talking about?
Lilly Kane: Clue in, Donut. It doesn't add up! You know that, deep down inside. I wish you'd just admit it to yourself. Break out of your stupor. Wake up!
Veronica: Hey, do me a favor.
Wallace: Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
Troy: Guess what I'm doing this weekend.
Veronica: I'm guessing it involves auto-eroticism.
Troy: Close. I will be cruising the marina in my Dad's Saber 386... That's a luxury sailboat. You know, wind through my hair, Strokes blasting through the speakers, and with any luck, a wide-eyed impressionable vixen by my side.
Veronica: Impressionable? Me? Ha.
Troy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I said impressionable. Not you. You know, you might wanna check your ego at the door, there, missy.
Logan: Hey, did you hook up with Shelly last night?
Duncan: Uh, she's a talker.
Logan: A talker?
Duncan: Turns out she has conflicted feelings for her new stepmom and the color scheme the woman's chosen for the family...
Logan: Man, I hate it when they talk.
Wallace: You called your geometry teacher a jackass?
Veronica: That was totally taken out of context.
Troy: Let me see your phone.
Veronica: What are you doing?
Troy: It is now Booty Call enabled.
Veronica: In case I need a little late night action?
Keith: No, it's not that. It's just that I never want you to think your mom's the villain in all this.
Veronica: Isn't she?
Keith: No, it's not that simple.
Veronica: Yeah, it is. The hero is the one that stays. And the villain is the one that splits.
 marshjazz · Wed Jul 20, 2005 @ 02:33am · 0 Comments |
