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HI! Im Jennie, from Jennie's Freakishly Awesome New News. cool
So, for todays story... GUM CONTROLLING YOUR MIND!!!
Thats right!!!
As the world knows, we have all grown to love chewing gum, with all its new exciting flavors, shapes, and colors..
but, as we were happilly going threw these past years TEACHERS yes, TEACHERS tired of students chewing gum in classes and on the bus, have created new types of gum, that have replaced others on the shelves...
so... what does this new and NOT improved gum do???
well, the chemically juices go through your system and end at the brain...
it goes through all the do-hickys and makes you HATE gum!!! ahhhh!!!!
and makes you no, not smarter, but STUPIDER because teachers LOVE TO FAIL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well- i mean, well theres no other way to put it... so ya,LOVE TO FAIL YOU!!!
so... what can you do to stop this from gettin you...uh...well, hymotized???
beware of the following gums:
TEACHERS ROCK
EAT THIS GUM IF YOU DONT WANNA GET CAUGHT
and lastly
GUM IS BAD! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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uh.. those are the right names..right bob???
well you must be an idiot to get caught!!!
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*chew *chew... mmm this is nice gum!!! thanks bob!
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WAIT I HATEEE GUM!!!!! EEWW! GUM STINKS!!!
Well this is all the time we have tomoraday on jenny freakis awesomly old news!

wahmbulance WARNING!: Jennies Freakishly Awesome New News is not responcible for you to be hypnotized by evil teacher gum. Thank you.