You know what?
I'm so ******** sick of everyone stereotyping us Australians.
We've been telling you guys for years that we don't all wear ugg boots and wrestle crocodiles- but we are infact a civil, sophisticated nation.
AND YOU ******** BELIEVED US!?
THIS IS A MOTHER ******** OUTRAGE!
How can we Australians live in this shadow of falsehood?
EVERYONE knows that ALL Australians have wombats in our backyards. mad
It's just common ******** knowledge.
I can't believe people think that we actually drink cows milk. Why the ******** would I drink the milk from a cow when I can get it from an emu?
Also there are no cities in Australia. It's against the law for any building to be more than 2 stores high unless you have a permit from Warren down the road.
We also ride kangaroos to school and work.
We spit roast koalas.
Cork hats are essential fashion items, you get beat up if you don't have one.
All Australians have thick Steve Irwin-like accents.
The average IQ of an Australian is 76.
We only wear flip flops with socks, or riding boots.
And most importantly it IS a nationally recognized sport to shoot the natives. Who the ******** said we were multicultural?
Discuss:
Australia, like it really is.
Sakura_Healer in Training Community Member 
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