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Ok.. so since i love funny quotes i felt like i had to put up some of my favortie ones..
plus since i doubt people even read my profile im going to take them all off from there and put in here.. sooo ya. sweatdrop


Quotes:


-"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us like equals." -Winston Churchill

-"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter entirely."-Winston Churchill

-“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.” -Winston Churchill

-“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.” -Winston Chuchill

-“Although personally I am quite content with explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.” -Winston Churchill

-"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made."-Otto Von Bismarck

-"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."-Ellen DeGeneres

-"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."-Scott Adams

-"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."-Bertrand Russel

-"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."-C.S. Lewis

-"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." -Unknown

-"I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit." -Unknown

-"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." -Unknown