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Hi, Im Jennie from Jennie's Freakishly Awesome New News cool . Be careflu I do bite. domokun
Now, for todays news. HOW DID THE SUPER BOWL GET ITS NAME??
well, a study shows that years before we can even remember, when people sat on beach chairs instead of bleachers and ate hot peanuts instead of hot dogs, it was called: SUPER CUP, because the winning team won a trophy cup. Somehow this morphed into super BOWL, but how???
Well, Scientist R. J. Bitterman has done a test. how? idk... with some super duper control woopers. so.. what does this conclude?
idk.. but neways, the test results.
The super bowl was named after a person who, in one super cup rain threw the foot ball game with a bowl of capn' crunch and had a fatal acident with the quator back. very sad... so .. anyways, the family of this man: Jon Juristma, made the producers of the super cup name it after jon (because of what he was holding in the last few minutes of life) and if they didint do that, the family wud sew.
So.. thats how the super bowl got its name.
who knew?
Well, thats all the time we have for today. Have a Great SuperBOWL!

wahmbulance WARNING!: Jennie's Freakishly Awesome New News is not responsible for ppl running out in front of the game, and getting hurt, or of ur name not being after SUPER. Thankyou!