Saw this on Michelles, and it looked fun!
1. Temari
2. Kakuzu
3. Tobi
4. Shikamaru
5. Hidan
6. Sakura
1 ) Four invites three and six to dinner at their house. What happens?
Tobi is a good boy. He wouldn’t do anything to Sakura unless she wants it. Or would he?
2 ) Six tries to get five to go to a strip club.
Sakura, tries to get Hidan to go to a strip club? Ha! More like the other way around…
3 ) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose one or six?
Well, that’s a hard choice… We’d all have one big sleep over at Temari’s. ‘Cause as the Kazekage’s sister/daughter she has a big house…
4 ) Two and five are making out. Six walks in. Their reaction?
So Kakuzu are making out, and Sakura walks in…
Kakuzu: *Thinking how much it’s going to cost to keep her mouth shut*
Hidan: Holy Sh*t! What the F^ck are you doing here?
Sakura: *In shock on both walking in on them and how the hell did she get here.*
5 ) Three falls in love with six. Five’s jealous. What happens?
Tobi falls in love Sakura. Not surprised, there are enough fanfics. Hidan gets jealous. Tobi is sacrificed to Jashin.
6 ) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: Six, two or five?
Shikamaru jumps me in a dark alleyway, would Sakura, Kakuzu or Hidan save me?
Well, I think Sakura is the most likely to save me. I’d rather have Kakuzu save me <3
7 ) One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Temari starts a cooking show. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a good cook.
Start:
Temari: Hi welcome to Desert Dessert with Sabuko no Temari
Fifteen minutes later.
Gaara & Kankuro are watching the oven.
Kankuro: Is it done yet?
Temari: For the fifteenth time, NO!
Everyone: …
Gaara: Now?
Temari releases a monster more frightening then Shukaku
8 ) Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does four do?
Hidan is in a car crash. Shikamaru yells “CARMA!”
9 ) Three has to marry five, four or six. Who do they choose?
Tobi has to marry Hidan, Shikamaru, or Sakura. Well I don’t think Tobi is gay…
10 ) Six kidnaps two and demands something from five for two's release. What is it?
Sakura kidnaps Kakuzu, and leave ransom for his return to Hidan… Sakura I think would ask for information for one reason or another. Then Hidan says “Screw you.” Slams the phone and looks for a new partner. Sakura give Kakuzu to me…
11 ) You get to meet either one or six. Who do you chose?
Dot, dot, dot, Temari.
12 ) Five challenges four to a chariot race. Why?
To defeat Shikamaru like he defeated Asuma
13 ) Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?
I think Tobi could hold his own.
14 ) Everyone is invited to two and five’s wedding except for four. How do they react?
Hahahaha! Hidan and Kakuzu are getting married and don’t invite Shikamaru! I don’t think Shikamaru would care…
15 ) Five gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Hidan: This is the story of Jashin, and how he killed his enemy and raped the a$$h*le’s mother, wife, and daughter.
Kakuzu: *Counting the money he gathered from selling tickets to this show*
Temari: …
Tobi: Tobi love story time!
Shikamaru: I thought I crushed you under a pile of boulders.
Sakura: Wait- What?
16 ) One arrives late for two and five's wedding. What happens, and why are they late?
Temari is late to Kakuzu’s and Hidan’s wedding. Well, she give a formal apology. She was late because Gaara can’t cook.
17 ) Five and three get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Tobi: *Hic* Hey there girly. You know- *hic* I’m a good boy right?
Hidan: Why the f^ck am I wearing all these clothes? *Strips*
Me: *Nose bleed* Why didn’t you take Kakuzu with you?
18 ) Three, four, six and five all go to the zoo for four's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get four?
So Tobi, Shikamaru, Hidan and Sakura all go to the zoo for Shikamaru’s birthday?
Sakura: Happy birthday Shikamaru! *Give gift*
Shikamaru: Bed sheets, thank you…
Tobi: Bed sheets? Who invited that kid!
Hidan: Not now Tobi I’m aiming my scythe.
19 ) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
I’d squee. Then like the little fan girl I am. I’d glop Kakuzu. I would never find out why or what they were protesting for.
20 ) Three murders two’s best friend. What does two do to get back at them?
Tobi, kills Kakuzu’s best friend? Well… If it was for money proposes, Kakuzu won’t mind if he go a good cut. Other whys… I don’t know… They’d fight… I’d hope Kakuzu would win, but Tobi is pretty strong.
21 ) Six and one are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does six save themselves or one?
Temari would save herself. I’m sorry, she would.
22 ) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Sadly, Hidan
23 ) Five is trapped in a cave. One comes to rescue them. What happens?
As much as I cosplay both Temari and Hidan, and as much as I like Kakuzu more. They’d have hot drunk angry sex.
24 ) Three starts a day camp. What happens?
Tobi happy
25 ) Four, six, and two are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Five walks in. What happens?
Shikamaru, Sakura, and Kakuzu are doing to Hokey-Pokey, Hidan walks in.
Hidan: ([]-[])
Kakuzu: The motherf^cker has his shadow jutsu on me.. *angry mark*
Sakura: I just like to dance.
Shikamaru: Hehe
26 ) One starts to write a fan-fiction where five and six are going out. What is two's reaction?
Temari, writes a fan fiction, where Sakura and Hidan are going out? Kakuzu would laugh…
27 ) Six makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Is Sakura good at baking?
28 ) Two and three go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Go cannibal
29 ) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Boogyman or something like that instead.)
They kill what ever gets in there way.
30 ) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Sexy Party!
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