Good Evening, and welcome to another episode of Eli's Epinions, where we will discuss opinions(and some facts!) on stuff that doesn't matter, stuff that does, and stuff that no one know's about!
Last time:
Episode One
Rap, I love Rap. Rap rap rap. NOT!! Rap is lame, and if you think it's music, then you need to re-edumacated on what music IS.
Today's Episode will be on Potatos. Now, see, Potatos, are not an Animal, a Mineral, an Other, or Unknown(unless you really do not know what a potato is). No, a potato is a VEGETABLE! (Take note on this people, this can help you win that 20 Question's game you've been trying so hard to beat!)
Now, according to an unnamed source, a potato is 'a tuber, a startch'. But what, dear friends, is a potato made of?
POTATO GUTS OF COURSE!!!!!!!
Now, we will show you a picture of this miraculous spud(which, if you didn't know, is another word for 'potato')!:__________________
Now, for Facts and Snacks! You supply the Snacks, we supply the Facts!
Fact One: The scientific classification of a potato is :
Kingdom: Plantae
Division: Magnoliophyta
Class: Magnoliopsida
Subclass: Asteridae
Order: Solanales
Family: Solanaceae
Genus: Solanum
Species: S. tuberosum. Wow, um, let's just stick with potato.
Fact Two: Potatos are tubers, meaning it's a 'modified plant structure that's enlarged to store vitamins and minerals.
Fact Three: There are many different types of potatos, such as: Désirée
Fianna
King Edward
Kipfler
New
Nicola
Pink Eye
Pink Fir Apple
Red Pontiac
Russet Burbank
Spunta.
That's the end of the facts, it's safe to come out everyone! smile
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