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After my massive failure when it came to updating my hacks/mods/whatever (inTeen was the wrong version) I got back to simming. I was trying for a legacy but I moved my Sim out and she didn't have enough money to start over from scratch so I gave her some money to update her pad. Finally got her a husband (romance Sims and family Sims don't mesh) and two kitties. Both are psycho. Darl's running and jumping amuses me but Darla's ability to piss EVERYWHERE annoys me. And she is constantly hissing at Darl, a happy Sim!God this does not make.

Anywho, I was trying to get Marla (approve of my massive naming abilities!) and Gilbert (townie with a shitty name) to have a baby. I have inTeen so I had her on fertility treatment and had risky woohoo up to the max but it took like five or six tries. She was the perfect pregnant Sim although I had her meditate for the first day or so in order to keep her from bitching at me. Which was nice because it was like she wasn't even pregnant. Utter and epic win on her part, my Sims always have the worst pregnancies. She gave birth to three babies. I named them Damon, Stefan and Elena. If you catch the reference you get a cookie!

Gilbert (I hate his name) goes straight into aspiration failure, hence the reason why romance Sims and family Sims suck as married couples because Marla rolled the want for 10 babies. No dear, I think not. After a quick update to the house and a visit from the shrink Gilbert rolls the want to woohoo in bed. I have my three Sim babies, enough to do the next generation. I'm doing a bastardized version of the Legacy challenge. So I put Marla on the Sims version of birth control and let them safe woohoo in the bed in order to get Gilbert out of the red.

******** LULLABY!

b***h got knocked up while on birth control and not trying for baby. Being the vindictive little Sim!God that I am, I immediately had her end the pregnancy. I can barely handle one Sim baby, three may kill me so I'm not adding a fourth or more. I'm thinking of getting rid of Gilbert because while I can handle a family Sim just fine, I HATE romance Sims. All they want to do is ******** whatever walks on their property and I just don't have the patience to build those types of relationships. Plus Gilbert won't stop woohooing with Marla, stupid ACR and their awesome chemistry.