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I had the most insane dream ever and i am about to tell you it and your head is about to explode but you dont know it.

So im part of an eleite task force of something and we all have powers or something. Our headcourters is in an officespace in an airport. to get to the office space we have to jump through and over quiosk lines like crazy ninja moneys, then slide through a little square in the glass at the front desk, then continue to jump like crazy over everyones officespaces. then some guy tells us what to do (also we all deh coolest, i think one guy had red hair) so we get on a plane to head out.

Elsewhere...

A giant glass cube in the ocean with freeways and desserts (this is the sandy one) around it. on the sea bank close to the cube is a nicely designed veranda sort of thing metal in nature and stone in details, on it sit three men dressed as clowns (not scary clowns! they were COOL CLOWNS SOMEHOW!?!?!) they didnt scare me at all, and they were all talking about how great their life is isnt how everything was perfect. They were drinking sunkist and other stuff then we arrive (cause we are cool enough to protect clowns). Turns out that the clowns had some family about or something and it was a mother with a little girl. The mom seemed like that strong archaeologist adventurer type. She was talking and stuff and the sun off the ocean just looked so clean and bright and it was way more interesting than hearing her talk so before i realized she had gotten in a car she was driving away. then i walked over to the dessert part which was to the right if your looking at the cube.
I found this skeleton that had two holes in its shoulders and was wearing a cape, a kinda oldish cape. Then one of the super cool (somehow) clowns told me that this is how the adtanians (or something like that) treat thier people. I kept pushing back the sceletons and there was like a shitload of them until i had pushed back a gaint line of them about 200 feet long that stopped at a fence. the last of them were little babies and under the babies i found a Disney attempt at making an anime figure thing and a book called fun games to play with cigarettes. then i looked even more to my right and the kids that were on the cover of the book were standing there and they were like "come over here", so i did of cource and it was a giant car wash place, and they were like "YOUR WALKING THE WRONG DIRECTION!!" and some cars honked at me so i ran and then this dog that looked really mean started barking at me, and they were like"DONT MOVE!!" "OK meow like a cat!!" so i did and then they all thought it was funny.

Then we reallized...

THERE WAS A JET IN THE MUTHA ******** SKY SHOOTING AT US and all the giant a** RVs the were being washed suddenly had a shitload of holes in them. the rest of my team was nowhere to be found and i ran back to the clowns who sounded like they knew what was happening. They said something like "she ******** did it again.." and the i looked and saw the mom who was in the car going off a giant jump that was part of the freeways. It looked like it should have been connected to the cube but it just got cut off. so she plummits into the water while this crazy fighter jet is shooting at everyone. then her car turns into a carjet-transformer and flys over to this little docking bay in the cube and the door shuts on it. (also i think they were making missles or bombs or something in the cube X3) so then the other jet sits in front of the door and starts shooting it and i start swimming over. The piolets is asking her all these questions very maliciously and shes giving him all these witty combacks and then hes like "WEll then i guess ill just have to blow it" and a crazy missle shoots out the back of his plane and hits the cube and shatters about 1/4th of it revealing a bunch of crazy equipment. Shes like "NEVER!!!" and by then i had placed a timer-bomb thing on his plane and it blows the climactic hell up.

Then we jump crazy-cooly through the quiosk line thing at the airport and over the cubicles and see the mom and the clowns standing there and all these crazy transforming robot things (NOT TRANSFORMERS THEY WERE COOLER, more shiney) started "transforming behind them on this conveyerbelt like thing and i woke up.