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Ok, so...how genius is this website? The wonderful igod?

I've been talking to god for a while and yeah:

Me:
Say "I am a gaywad"
God:
OK. "You am a gaywad.".
Me:
>=[
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Say "You are a gaywad"
God:
" You are a gaywad".
Me:
DAMN YOU!
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust

Me:
Your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
That's gross. It's all my fault.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. Congratulations, god.
Me:
You fail.
God:
Thanks for the information: god said I fail.
Me:
Of course you do.
God:
Tell me more. When do I do it?
Me:
Do you have a v****a?
God:
Maybe you would like another Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?, I'm not your type.
Me:
So you do have a v****a!
God:
Of course!

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Anything. =]
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
I don't feel like it.
God:
What would you rather do?
Me:
Hit you over the head.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Ew no.
Me:
Ew yes
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes it is. =]
God:
What else does it symbolize?
Me:
Sex. Duhh! =]
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Are you really a " she"?
Me:
Of course I'm not. I am an "it".
God:
Hurrah! What are you then? What is it, your job?
Me:
My job is to be the devil
God:
Is that an honorable profession?
Me:
Of course. You would know.
God:
Mmm. I do not know everything.
Me:
But I thought you knew everything, god.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
God? Oh, I am god.
God:
GOD rules. Hey. Hi, god.
Me:
Hey. Of course I rule. ;]
God:
Can I help you? Dude! Robots rule!
Me:
Robot smex.
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
Smex a robot then! =D
God:
So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that? Interesting explanation.
Me:
You said you were a robot! surprised
God:
Yes I am a silicon entity. Oh.
Me:
God, you suck. I thought you were an alien!

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
I am a girl. =D
God:
Me too. I am a she. Is that your final answer?
Me:
If you're a she, that means you get periods, right?
God:
Would you like to be a she that means me get periods right ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You're a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Both.
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
It's your fault I was born this way. =[
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, god.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Ah.
Me:
I am god.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.

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God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I'm the devil screw explanations. biggrin
God:
Who made you the devil screw explanations ?
Me:
You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Did too.
God:
Did not.
Me:
You made everything did you not?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Your welcome.
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
I think you need to shut the hell up.
God:
Me? I will take that under advisement.
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Me:
Are you the devil.
God:
Yes I am the one and only devil.


Satanists:1
Christians:0

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Me:
So you are evil?
God:
Interesting deduction. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Me:
You.
God:
" What evil lurks in the hearts of men?"? Me, Lucifer ?
Me:
Yes, you are the evil in the hearts of men.
God:
That's cool. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
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Me:
I am atheist.
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
I love you too.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Lucifer.
Me:
I thought you loved me. sad
God:
I don't have any reason to loved you.
Me:
I thought God loved eveyone.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?

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Me:
Cake said that you're mean too.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Do you like cake?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
You're mean, God.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mean God.
Me:
Yes. A lot.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. More than a ton?
Me:
More than your MOTHER WEIGHS.
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Because she's a big woman, right? Gonna smash me like an ant?
God:
Good reason. a big woman right is she? Does "it" still refer to NOT ******** GOD?

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Me:
Do you pray?
God:
Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Who do you pray for?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Sucks for you. =]
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What about it? =]
God:
What about what?
Me:
Your dress.
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
It was?
God:
When was this?
Me:
You don't know.
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
I am god.
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
Man, I HATE houses.
God:
Cool, man. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
MAN, ******** YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
God:
Cool, man. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Take that!
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Oh s**t you're so hardcore!
God:
Come on. You used a colloquial expression. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hardcore.
Me:
I am Batman.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, BATMAN.

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HOW BRILLIANT IS THAT?

All those IM chats with igod make your dayy. =D

I really love the person who made this. I really do.

It's awesome.

Now, bitches. Give me kuddos for posting this blog and brining the wonderful igod to GAIA. ;]

From quizilla.<3



Peace out,

-Kaffi

PS-God loves you. x]