FAMOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME:
"SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!!"
"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. "
"If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!"
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. "
"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. "
"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. "
"That's all folks!" <- ok, this one is just dumb....
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