Death Note: Entry One. Day One.
Name: Dark_Angel_SD
- Gets up in the middle of the night on Sunday October 28th, 2007, 7:05 p.m. Then, gets up, and goes to the refrigerator. Drinks atleast ten beers or so. Dies of intoxication just one minute later (fast drinker), as the cat watches from the window with a '=O_O=' face.
Entry Two.
Name: Sweetsecret
-During the afternoon, goes outside for a walk. About ten minutes into the walk, a piano from a local buisness company falls on her head, killing her on the spot. Then, insult to injury when a meteor randomly falls from the sky where she is then hit again. The weatherman is to blame.
Entry Three
Name: Angel Z O M B I E
-Wakes up in the morning, usual routine. Until a cat then appears in her room quite randomly. The cat then starts to sing the "Meow Mix" song over and over. This causes Angel to have a temporary brain dead hour. Then, once she tries to kill the cat, it just keeps comming back alive. About two more days after this, Angel jumps from the roof of her house, suicide. The cat then smiles and runs off to find it's next victim....
Entry Four: Mike Dangers (Omg yes xD This ought to be good)
-When outside just taking a break. he will then put on the AXE body spray, and loads of it. Suddenly, there will be a rumble on the ground. Turning around, he discovers that there are a stampede of women running his way. He smiles at first, liking it, but then screams as he discovers he will most likely die from this. He then continues to run all the way over to a random cliff, not paying attention, he runs right off it, the women falling right along with him. Then, below, two pimps will be casually talking as then suddenly Mike's body drops onto the car, and so do the bodies of the women. The two pimps begin to praise, not believing it was raining women that day.
Entry Five: your local living dead
-Dies of a crushed pelvis in a yaoi harem :3
Entry Six: Pandaem0nium
-Dies quietly in her sleep at age 66, six months six days six hours six minutes and six seconds after her 66th birthday.
Sn:Autumns Grim
How I would like to die:
-neighborhood hot dog guy tells me to go pick flowers for his wife in this nearby meadow. I go and get shot by his wife who happened to be practicing archery in that meadow at the time and is a terrible shot. I was hit a mile away and the arrow pierced my heart.
Entry 8: Lord Shafen
-While walking his way to go and see his lovely zoo, he will be surprised to find that all of them have gone missing. When he turns around, it will already be too late as he is then trampled by his many animals. All of the girls of Gaia cry in remorse. Woe is he D;
