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So now I'm extremely tired and sick of everything...
Time to share the wonderous wisdoms of life!

1. When I'm tired...stay away..I can be very hostile....
2. The word SKINCARE shouldn't be neclected by anyone!!!!
3. Never put your hand in the elevator shaft..especially when the elevator is moving ...towards U!!!!
4. Always try to blame everything on someone else...There's never been anything wrong with U..you're perfect..so accept it...
5. When you turn 50..get some Botox..drink as much as possible..start the rehab...be repulsed by every other human being......offend them when you see the opportunity knocking on the door...
6. When you have literally danced the night away and you're heading towards home....dance and sing as much as possible and pretend to be drunk...even if you're sober....or..well gay... stare
7. Never take your boss seriously...Point him/her with a finger..(index..or even better when you use the middle one...this choice is totally up to U..either way you'll be fired..)
8. Learn new words to be added in your CV...like...slacker, idler, dawler,loafer etc. etc. etc.
9. Always remember to do stupid lists of ten things..regardless how tired you are..
10. Lose the intrest to type this stuff here.....Take some more coffeine...listen to the radio and pay no attention to the people that need your help..."Frankly my dear, I really don't give a s***!"


Okay...I still feel... stare