[I found this...somewere. It's funny, but I don't know if it's all real or not. Regardless, it's funny. LAUGH, I COMMAND YOU!!]
In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(ell...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Really???)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
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