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I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
Her tits are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.
Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
******** Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I dont look at them any more.
This movie has too much nudity.
Damn, we're late for church!
No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.
Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
It's ok, I'll sleep in the wet spot.