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My Messy Desk
I think I've mentioned before that my desk policy and those of other people are not compatible (see the bottom of this journal entry), insofar as I believe that a slightly chaotic desk illustrates the creativity and dynamic nature of an individual, whereas those of a more conservative and narrow-minded bent, such as andylove, instead believe that messy desks are something that should be eradicated immediately.
So I'm walking back to my cube today and people are telling me, "I didn't do it!" This should have tipped me off, because the people saying this were the nefarious types that normally will stoop to anything. Instead I discover that some of my workmates have taken my "chaotic desk" philoshopy to the extreme:


They started with the plastic from the Halloween decorations, exercise balls, and miscellaneous cages for rodents.

What brings it into the regions of genius is the addition of the company mascot Christmas Tree.

Application of some packing algorithms and a good deal of weight by the team managed to maximize the amount of stuff in my cube.
You can see the conditions under which I have to work! Truly, my revenge will have to be carefully planned.
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EDIT: Also, I don't see revenge in the near future D: Sorry.