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Im bored and tired so i thought i would tell you what to do if you loss your ear and leg.

Okay for your ear you put a cork in the hole in your head and tie a rope to your ear and spin it around in circles over you head till you underwear falls off and a dinosaur pops out of your closest and the ear explodes. ^^ thats what you do.

and for your legs you
sound the alarm i just got ******** in the hole in my leg mommy. say that to a guy named tommy. then kick some doors in, then you HAVE to rape an evil chicken and then you take a magic needle will a yellow ball on it and what your balls turn blue and rip out some dude named jimmy's throat out and give it to a black guy. ^^